Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor Thinks We're Awesome

What do you mean, Paul? Surely you jest! O'Connor is the douchetruck who said that atheists were "not fully human"!

Precisely.

I am smart enough to read between the lines. Or, at least, to read far away from the lines.

Look, silly skeptics. O'Connor can plainly see that any atheist walking down the street, being arrogant and militant as usual, is in most cases a fully-formed homo sapiens. But if O'Connor knows that that atheists are not in fact "fully human," then part of us must therefor be something else.

That something else, ladies and gentlemen, is robot.

Atheists are not fully human. We are part human, part immortal-android-cybernetic-mecha-robo-awesomeness.

Thank you, Cardinal O'Connor! You will be among the fully human spared when our supra-species of techno-doubters unleashes its fury upon the fleshy world!